Friday, February 11, 2005

Carbon Chainsaw Massacre

Oh yeah, we humans got dominion over the earth. Don't compare us to chimps; might as well compare our race to a banana.

Holy crud we are running out of dead carbon, someone let all the coal out of prison!

We need the FRESH STUFF, so let's cut down trees and pump 'em into our hummer. I love it when I hear five trees scream in the morning!

What would Lord Oxburgh do? Hey - he doesn't even have a real job! No wonder he rides his trike everywhere.

With trees out of our way, we can install sails on all our cars! Whee!


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