my crosscutting friend

Got a great gift for solstice +3 day: A paper shredder. Words cannot describe the yuletide joy I felt as this contraption chomped three months worth of credit card offers and other SS related errata.

Got another gift for xmas, apparently from robot santa: brominated flame retardants. I've committed the smell to memory and the active ingredients to my flesh.

I mean, my EPS 6IIX papyrus shredder is drooling these neurotoxins into my home.

Marvelous. Good thing I am in no position to breastfeed anyone.