ice skating on the moon

'Fossil fuel' theory takes hit with NASA finding (via James Moe)
NASA scientists are about to publish conclusive studies showing abundant methane of a non-biologic nature is found on Saturn's giant moon Titan, a finding that validates a new book's contention that oil is not a fossil fuel.
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"This finding confirms one of the key arguments in 'Black Gold Stranglehold: The Myth of Scarcity and the Politics of Oil,'" claims co-author Jerome R. Corsi. "We argue that oil and natural gas are abiotic products, not 'fossil fuels' that are biologically created by the debris of dead dinosaurs and ancient forests."
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"If the scientists have ruled out that biological processes created methane on Titan, why do petro-geologists still argue that natural gas on Earth is of biological origin?" Corsi asked.

Saint Jerome updates us with a news flash from Astronomy 101 -- There is gas in outer space, and Titanese cows as of yet have not been spotted emmitting copious amounts of hydrocarbons out of their space butts.

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Nothing! Wake me when they find oil on the moon, Jerky. Jerome surely shall be canonized on that day. So far, the evidence is stacked against it. (Zoom all the way in, Jerome. All the way.) Damn that conventional science, expecting verifiable results!