again with the trees

The rascally Bush Administration has seemingly reclassified rainforest trees as a particularly large species of grass.

"We've got to mow the rainforest down," Scott McClellan didn't note in a recent White House press conference, "because if don't, China will."

When pressed about whether scientists were in agreement with the administration, McClellan didn't say that "The scientific community is badly divided on this grass question. Until this issue is resolved, we side with free markets."

It all seems plausible to me.